Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Glass Apple - Poll Winner
So after a week of votes, the Apple that emerged as the winner on the poll was "Other"... I don't know what qualifies as an "Other" Apple product, but I would say it's an Apple, that's not made of Apple. Well this one is made of glass! DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? This Apple was not grown, but possibly formed in the depths of hell. It may be pretty, but IT'S TOO HARD. I could not bite this Apple very easily. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO FLAVOR. It's awful. I hurt my teeth really bad. I never want to eat a glass apple again. You people need to put some thought into things before you VOTE! Voting is important. ESPECIALLY FOR APPLES! I DO NOT RECOMMEND EATING A GLASS APPLE. YOU WILL GET HURT MOST LIKELY. MAYBE BLEED OUT. A GLASS APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR REALLY CLOSE BY.
THIS APPLE GETS A 1 OUT OF 10

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